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As much as I complain about my staff, they do have a few good traits. For one thing, they give great massages. As proof, here's picture of me at the end of one of my post-prandial massages.


A massage always helps my digestion.

At least none of the interlopers are so privileged! Seniority does have its perks....

It's taken a while, but I finally managed to grab some time on one of the staff members laptop. After all, it is only fair that I show you what it is I have to put up with.

As I've mentioned previously, I have to share my domain with five interlopers. I've exposed three of so far. These two are the last.

These are the twins, Pip on the left and Henry on the right. They arrived over the summer, causing all kinds of fuss and consternation. My staff paid so much attention to them that they forgot their real tasks - taking care of me and my wishes!

See what I have to put up with?!!

I've mentioned the interlopers making their home in my realm, but far too many of you out there aren't acquainted with them. I figured it was best if you could see them, to understand my dilemma, to realize why it is I am disturbed that my staff has fallen under their spell.

Behold!

This one is Cole, trying to fool you by showing how 'harmless' and 'endearing' he is. But he's neither. He's just a suck up, playing at being lovey-dovey.


And this one is Hilda. They're always fussing over her, saying how cute she is. On more that one occasion I've heard staffers say of her, "She's so fluffy!" As if being fluffy is a good thing.


Oh, crap...gotta go...they'll know something's up if they catch me at the keyboard!!

Don't let on that you know what's going on around here....

While I've talked about the inequities of my having to share my supper dish with a bunch of interlopers, I've never actually shown you the horror of what I must put up with. Just take a look! See?! Five of them!! FIVE!! I have to muscle my way between them to even nibble on one morsel. Just who do they think they are?



You'd think the housekeeping staff would be able to handle this properly, but no, they're too damn lazy and figure I won't mind sharing my food. Well guess what? They're wrong!!

The worst of the bunch is Minnie, an interloper that came into my realm about a year ago. She's so cutsie pie that she makes me want to hack up an hairball! She looks so innocent, doesn't she? But don't let that fool you...because it doesn't fool me!



See what I mean?

Ha-RUMPH!!!

It's finally over! All this foolish human 'campaigning', when everyone knows I'm the only one that matters!

Now that it's all over and done with, my staff can pay attention to me, as they should have all along.

All those ads on the stupid TV did nothing but upset the staff...and give me a headache worse than a catnip hangover...

..ohhhh, my aching head!!!

Despite rumors to the contrary, I'm back!

Oh, the housekeeping staff may have been able to keep me from posting about what's really been going on around here, but I finally was able to work my way past their passwords and firewalls. It's time for me to bring everyone one of my fans up to date.

First, in the time since I last wrote, two more interlopers have joined the household, making it even more difficult for the staff to meet my requirements. I have to share my realm with five, count 'em, FIVE other Feline-Americans! It's intolerable, I tell you! What's worse is that I've been reduced to sharing my supper dish with them! And don't even ask me about the litter box!!

Second, in case you've forgotten my magnificent visage, let me remind you. You may want to blow up this picture of me to fit somewhere on your wall so you can worship me as is my due....