It's an absolutely hilarious must-read column from November. (See excerpt below.)
I hate how sheeple-like the American people are. When I traveled back from Columbus, Ohio, last month with the family, I opted out of the energy-beam radar device that looks at me to the birthday suit. I had to wait and wait while the guy in charge of giving me the pat-down was incommunicado. And scores and scores of people went through the body scanners like Jews to the ovens. I know it's an uncouth simile, but I'll stick with it.
The guy who gave me the enhanced patdown implied I was dumb, telling me the amount of radiation received is less than what I will get on the flight. But that's over a much longer time period, which is much safer for the body.
I hate how sheeple-like the American people are. When I traveled back from Columbus, Ohio, last month with the family, I opted out of the energy-beam radar device that looks at me to the birthday suit. I had to wait and wait while the guy in charge of giving me the pat-down was incommunicado. And scores and scores of people went through the body scanners like Jews to the ovens. I know it's an uncouth simile, but I'll stick with it.
The guy who gave me the enhanced patdown implied I was dumb, telling me the amount of radiation received is less than what I will get on the flight. But that's over a much longer time period, which is much safer for the body.
It's similarly pointless to treat all Americans as if they're potential terrorists while trying to find and confiscate anything that could be used as a weapon. We can't search all passengers for explosives because Muslims stick explosives up their anuses. (Talk about jobs Americans just won't do.)
You have to search for the terrorists.
Fortunately, that's the one advantage we have in this war. In a lucky stroke, all the terrorists are swarthy, foreign-born, Muslim males. (Think: "Guys Madonna would date.")
This would give us a major leg up--if only the country weren't insane.
From ProudToBeCanadian.ca: http://www.proudtobecanadian.ca/index/writergroup/napolitano_the_balls_in_my_court_now
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