If I Were President...

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I'd shut down the "Bat-fags"--the BATFE--as a thuggish, rights-restricting organization.

And I'd arrest traitorous Jane Fonda for aiding and abetting the enemy (Vietnam).

I'd lower federal taxes on cigarettes so the working man could enjoy a small comfort a little more affordably.

I'd make federal employees no longer eligible for membership in unions.

I'd end affirmative action, which is racist against white males.

Then I'd take naps and follow the lead of my favorite president Calvin Coolidge.

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