His Guns Are Pretty

Columnist Mike Adams writes about his gun collection:

It is not the business of the federal government to know how many guns I own--any more than it is their business to know how many sex partners a feminist has accumulated. Most government employees can't count that high anyway.

When I told my brother, after he asked, the number of guns I own* he laughed heartily in disbelief. And I think someone should consider this: that law abiding people are the ones who generally obey the gun laws, in contradistinction to criminals. Why don't we consider this a "disparate impact," and sue accordingly?

*And, yes, I have a tremendously big, expensive gun safe.