While I've talked about the inequities of my having to share my supper dish with a bunch of interlopers, I've never actually shown you the horror of what I must put up with. Just take a look! See?! Five of them!! FIVE!! I have to muscle my way between them to even nibble on one morsel. Just who do they think they are?
You'd think the housekeeping staff would be able to handle this properly, but no, they're too damn lazy and figure I won't mind sharing my food. Well guess what? They're wrong!!
The worst of the bunch is Minnie, an interloper that came into my realm about a year ago. She's so cutsie pie that she makes me want to hack up an hairball! She looks so innocent, doesn't she? But don't let that fool you...because it doesn't fool me!
See what I mean?
Ha-RUMPH!!!
You'd think the housekeeping staff would be able to handle this properly, but no, they're too damn lazy and figure I won't mind sharing my food. Well guess what? They're wrong!!
The worst of the bunch is Minnie, an interloper that came into my realm about a year ago. She's so cutsie pie that she makes me want to hack up an hairball! She looks so innocent, doesn't she? But don't let that fool you...because it doesn't fool me!
See what I mean?
Ha-RUMPH!!!
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