I've mentioned the interlopers making their home in my realm, but far too many of you out there aren't acquainted with them. I figured it was best if you could see them, to understand my dilemma, to realize why it is I am disturbed that my staff has fallen under their spell.
Behold!
This one is Cole, trying to fool you by showing how 'harmless' and 'endearing' he is. But he's neither. He's just a suck up, playing at being lovey-dovey.

And this one is Hilda. They're always fussing over her, saying how cute she is. On more that one occasion I've heard staffers say of her, "She's so fluffy!" As if being fluffy is a good thing.

Oh, crap...gotta go...they'll know something's up if they catch me at the keyboard!!
Don't let on that you know what's going on around here....
Behold!
This one is Cole, trying to fool you by showing how 'harmless' and 'endearing' he is. But he's neither. He's just a suck up, playing at being lovey-dovey.

And this one is Hilda. They're always fussing over her, saying how cute she is. On more that one occasion I've heard staffers say of her, "She's so fluffy!" As if being fluffy is a good thing.

Oh, crap...gotta go...they'll know something's up if they catch me at the keyboard!!
Don't let on that you know what's going on around here....



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