Despite rumors to the contrary, I'm back!
Oh, the housekeeping staff may have been able to keep me from posting about what's really been going on around here, but I finally was able to work my way past their passwords and firewalls. It's time for me to bring everyone one of my fans up to date.
First, in the time since I last wrote, two more interlopers have joined the household, making it even more difficult for the staff to meet my requirements. I have to share my realm with five, count 'em, FIVE other Feline-Americans! It's intolerable, I tell you! What's worse is that I've been reduced to sharing my supper dish with them! And don't even ask me about the litter box!!
Second, in case you've forgotten my magnificent visage, let me remind you. You may want to blow up this picture of me to fit somewhere on your wall so you can worship me as is my due....
Oh, the housekeeping staff may have been able to keep me from posting about what's really been going on around here, but I finally was able to work my way past their passwords and firewalls. It's time for me to bring everyone one of my fans up to date.
First, in the time since I last wrote, two more interlopers have joined the household, making it even more difficult for the staff to meet my requirements. I have to share my realm with five, count 'em, FIVE other Feline-Americans! It's intolerable, I tell you! What's worse is that I've been reduced to sharing my supper dish with them! And don't even ask me about the litter box!!
Second, in case you've forgotten my magnificent visage, let me remind you. You may want to blow up this picture of me to fit somewhere on your wall so you can worship me as is my due....
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